The War On Drugs, Ducking Autocorrect, The Golem Effect, Mosquitoes, Helicopter Parents, Job Lynch Mobs, Humorless Stupid People, The Texting Batter’s Box, Voicemail, Tipping, Bureaucracy, Post-Credit Scenes, and The End of Shows.
Food Waste, No One Teaches You How To Have Sex Good, Q-Tips, Confirmation Bias, Internet Addiction, Burning Your Mouth On Hot Food, Receipts, Being Black, Google Delegators, Wallets, Slouching, Celebrity Prom Requests, Adults Living With Their Parents, Sleep Deprivation, Bottled Water, Twitter, Bumper Stickers, Haters, Attention Deficit Disorder Diagnosis, Poor Gym Etiquette, Prank Bros, Decision Fatigue, Bits, Overpopulation Alarmists, Road Blockheads, Murderers, Acne, Junk In The Trunk, Facebook Video, Banging Your Funny Bone, Political Satire, Addiction, Asteroids, and Women.
Not Enough Organ Donors, Human Driving Directions, Human Driving Directions, Lines, Daylight Saving Time, The Inability to Disconfirm, Slippery Slope Arguments, Walking, Geriatric Action Heroes, Star Wars Prequel Apologists, Too Much Star Wars Merchandise, Home Schooling, Elf on the Shelf, Christmas Trees, Filter Bubbles, Envy / Jealousy, Concussions, Spending Too Much On Christmas Gifts, Presenteeism, Sandy Hook Conspiracy Dipshits, Backseat Drivers, Disney, Street Art Abolitionists, Losing the Remote, Not Enough Toilets, Last Call, Lottery Winners, Affluenza, People Who Talk About Their Dreams, Domestic Violence, Unappreciated Artists, and Crickets.
Stonewalling Vegans, Paralysis, Artificial Scarcity of Pretzel Buns, Human Robots, Man Buns, Friend-Zoned Pussies, The Pope, Pathogenic Bacteria, Friend-Zone Opportunists, Shitting Your Pants, Burnt Popcorn, Libertarian Theory, The Concept of a Home Owner’s Association As The Perfect Representation of a Libertarian Government Which Dick Insists It’s Not So Vote It Down, Zombie Apocalypse Planners, Halloween Not Being Recognized as a National Holiday, Zombies, Haunts, The Virginity Stigma, Cowardly Perverts, Bad Haircuts, Unfair Internet Bans, Spooning Victims, “Not all blank” Knee-Jerks, Zealots, Shitting After You Shower, and Fuckface Donald Trump.
Wage Theft, People Texting in Public Walkways, Stoner Marketing, People Who Don’t Value Science, Trans Fats / Partially Hydrogenated Oils, Initiating a Conversation, Helping Friends Move, Dropbox / Cloud Storage, Piss Driblets, Infantilism, Hunting Cry Babies, Ants, Hoverboard Hoaxes, Death, Data Caps, Shit, McDonald’s, Self-Defeating Thoughts, Cheating, Too Long Shorts, People Who Can’t Cook, Toddlers, Poly-Evangelists, No Quality Singles, The Female Orgasm, Terrorism, and Ham-fisted Video Game Stories.
Earthquakes, Gossip, Flowers, Bachelor Parties, Armchair Economists, Bicyclers, Bad Blowjobs, Psychics, Automatic Sensors, Perfectionism, People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time, Forest Fires, Pregnancy, Tractors Pulling Out In Front Of You, Speech Recognition, Pizza Snobs, Teleology, Honor Killings, The Netflix “Are you still watching?” Button, High Heels, Social Justice Warriors (SJW), Shitty Dads, Soy, Anti-Intellectualism, Free Water Cups, Selfie Stick, No Fumar, Hiccups, Horses, Sharks, and French Bread.
Recently Enlightened People, Hay Fever, Bathroom Attendants, Fit Shaming, Superbugs, Chump Syndrome, People Who Turn Left, Well-Intentioned Idiots, Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads, Utah, Penis Injuries, Mars One, Loud Talkers, Vine Stars, The BBC, Losing Your Cell Phone, “Wash Me”, Guardians of the Galaxy, Obesity, Bacon Worship, Income Tax, Wage Gap Truthers, Reefer Madness, Getting Too High, Unexpected Guests, High School Prom, and First-Time Child Experts.
Hunger, Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts, Gourmet Dog Food, Buying Christmas Gifts, The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing, Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties, Made In China, New Year’s Resolutions, Lesser Minds, Detox Diets, Hangovers, Manspreading Discontent, Satire, Loud Muffler Douchebags, Non-Porn Porn, Jury Duty, Changing Your Sheets, No Fun League, The Travel Bug, Overpriced Vintage Clothing, Ghostbusting the Patriarchy, Type 2 Diabetes, Black Income Disparity, Automatic Hand Dryers, Rose Peddlers, Valentine’s Day, Sex With The Ex, Love, Newscasterbation, Ethnic Cleansing, Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You, Nerd Culture, and People Who Love To Sleep.
Anti-Vaxxers, Toms Shoes, Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who’d Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life, California Drought Dickbags, Hippies, Ebola Alarmists, Meetings, Snapchats of Not Tits, Chatty Uber Drivers, Witch Alarmists, People Who Don’t Dress Up On Halloween, Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy, Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife, Pennies, Cop Motorcycle Fairings, Catcalling, Diamonds, People Who Don’t Curb Their Dogs, Fake Lawns, Chaise Sofas, Engineering Sexism, Facebook, Burlesque Dancers, Airline Surcharges, Not Enough Black Friday Violence, Mandatory Holiday Shifts, Snakes, Celebrity Worship, Hipsters, Bro-Downs, Undercooked Rice, Pedophiles, Goofy Lightsabers, and Audiophiles.
Note: Episode 29 was lost. Recovery efforts are being made, but hav so far come up empty.
Slacktivists, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Know-it-all Masseuses, Fries, The Nuremberg Defense, Hyphenated Names, Anti-Cyclists, Too Much Swearing, Female Genital Mutilation, Beats By Dre, Monkey Copyrights, The Death of Phone Calls, People Who Don’t Understand Social Cues, Wine Snobs, Maddox Gets No Credit, Militarized Police, Facebook Satire Tags, Emoji, Spiderwoman’s Ass, Game Post-Purchases, Cold Lasers, Game Pre-Purchases, Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft, Nepotism, Parents Television Council, Shitty Passengers, Jennifer Lawrence’s Tits, Outrage Porn, Transportation Security Administration (TSA), Babies, Flat Tires, The Washington Redskins Controversy, Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, iPhone 6, and Transgendered MMA Fighters.
Note: The Sean Edit of Episode 20 was lost at sea. The version of Episode 20 included in this release is the raw copy with no edits.